Why He’s Hot:
- That gorgeous boy up there is Eli Goldsworthy, and if you watch Degrassi you periodically orgasm every time the camera pans over to his angsty, alternative, hotness.
- He’s just about the cutest thing you’ve ever layed your eyes on. His smirk will send your knees into a quiver. It’s as if his lips are saying “you want me” without uttering a word. His lips would be correct, you want him, you want him SO, SO bad.
- He’s a trouble maker. This boy doesn’t play by the rules. Whether it be spiking punch with poison, getting suspended, or getting into a brawl. He’s pure badass. It doesn’t bother you any, he looks so dang sexy with blood running down those pouty lips. You can lick it off. In fact, he’d probably encourage it.
- He drives a hearse. That’s right, he drives a car that totes bodies. I’m sure you wouldn’t mind laying your bod in the back…on your back…with Eli pressed against you.
- His style is unique. Imagine walking into the hall at school and seeing this stride towards you. All black, a blazer, headphones, and that perfectly side swept hair. You’d love to run your fingers through it. Maybe pull it a bit. Maybe a lot.